“Lord Lord! How we glorified you at our church service!
D’ya hear our sermons about how your Law’s worthless?
Have you seen our great love towards immorality?
You must be so proud of our overseas charity!
We’ve ensured your old anger’s kept safe undercover,
But as for Paul’s writings, may we have another?
We upheld the traditions, their pagan roots blessed,
So come let us in, you promised us rest!”
And others will say…
“Lord Lord! How we glorified you in our congregation!
D’ya hear how we lifted the Torah to the nations?
Have you seen our anger towards those who say “Jesus”?
You must be so proud of our circumcision thesis!
We ensure to stay deep in the Law and the Prophets,
But as for Paul’s writings, well, some say that he lost it.
We upheld the traditions our rabbis have taught us,
So come let us in, we’re Zion’s true daughters!”
Inspired by Matthew 7:22-23
~Poet of Ephraim